It’s a day late (blame my computer, which was being a real jerk) but hopefully you will find a chuckle or two to go along with your weekend adventures…

• Wakanda pour toujours!

• Pretty sure this is the plot of an episode of Friends.

• Still better than sitting in my cubicle.

• She has a promising career ahead of her as a drug mule.

• If you have a double dribble please seek professional help.

• But why, though?

• Seriously, why is this happening?

• Mein Kamp-fy underwear.

• Fire in the hole!

Yeah, it’s time for me to go now. If you see anything WTF-worthy remember to leave me a comment here or find me on Twitter at @arrpeebee – if you need to find me I will be at the end of the bar, trying to drink the memory of this week out of my head.

An open letter to Disney/Marvel & Sony,

STOP. IT.

Look Sony, Spider-Man is my all-time favorite superhero. And when it comes to live action films you are barely batting .500. Spider-Man 1 & 2 were good. The Amazing Spider-Man 1 was pretty good. The other 2 Spidey films?

Yeah, this is horrible. Surely it’s the worst thing they could do to Spider-Man.

I take it back. This is definitely the worst. Nothing could be more horr…

Come on, y’all. STOP THIS. Stop it before you do something you can’t take back.

DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!

Then you partnered up with Disney/Marvel and suddenly we got the Spider-Man every fan has been waiting their entire lives for. The collaboration is 5 for 5, and none of those 5 was anything less than a critical and commercial success. Far From Home is the highest grossing (Worldwide) film in Sony Pictures history and…

We know exactly how you feel, mushrooms…

• Happy Birthday?

• 3 Days of Peace, Love, and…all TO HELL WITH IT!

• Just be glad nobody ordered a Moscow Mule…

• It wasn’t me! It was the one-armed Mexican!

• Do NOT ask what the chocolate jimmies are made from.

• The sequel to Shawshank Redemption looks AWFUL.

• Rosebud…

• And I thought the sushi was fresh.

• Ass, gas, or grass…

• On second thought go ahead and skip the frothed milk.

• Oh, irony. We don’t get that here.

I don’t know about you but I am ready for a drink now.

If you see anything WTF-worthy leave it in the comments below or find me on Twitter at @arrpeebee.

See you in the tragedy papers!

Who else is hungry for some of that freaky goodness?

• AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? [takes breath] OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Them Duck Dynasty folks are a bunch of babyfaces!

• Muhammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a freaking book for once.

• If a 3 day music festival fails in the forest and no one can hear it does it get moved to a totally random location?

• Madam, you have my complete attention.

• When I said you were the cock of the walk THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

• Did someone order a bucket of chums?

• BUT I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS!!!!!

• So good, you’ll suck dick.

I don’t know about you but I am now ready to unplug from the world for a few days. We’ll get back to compiling it all on Monday. In the meantime, if you see something you…

The glitch in the Matrix is getting weirder.

• They’ll never find me in here.

• When 12 year old boys get to write major news headlines.

• Can we be done with the whole Florida experiment now?

• Knit one purl jam two.

• And what do you call your act?

• After a while, crocodile.

• This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

Whenever there’s a holiday in the middle of the week it throws me off my game so here’s the week that was one day later than usual.

• It says high occupancy. It says nothing about breathing.

• The #2 Most Wanted Criminal was charged.

• Nothing cures my existential angst like a BMT with extra pickles.

• You like big butts and you cannot lie, can you Squidward?

• Where in the hell is Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

• One if by land. Two if by sea. Three if by LaGuardia.

• How about no?

In honor of a certain editor’s birthday it’s an all Star Wars WTF. So, get in there you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!

• It’s a small thermal exhaust port just below the main port

• Judge me by my size, do you?

• Bring me Solo and the Wookiee! They will all suffer for this outrage!

• How do you get so big eating food of this kind?

• I have my orders from the Emperor himself. He has something special planned for them. We only need to keep them from escaping.

• Jeez, I’m out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

• Beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will…

Apologies, dear readers, for not giving you some WTF last week. The WTF hit me back and I had to go into hiding until it got bored. But I have returned, so let’s get into all the news to get you ready for the weekend…

• You spin me right round baby, right round

And rain makes applesauce.

• At least it’s not an IPA

This would go great with some Rocky Mountain Oysters

• You get a hell yeah! And you get a hell yeah! And YOU get a hell yeah!

If he has a cooking segment with the Rock this show will go from great to glorious. Plus, this announcement gives me a chance to share one of my all time favorite videos.

• Then I punched your face. Now I’m a Belieber!

Hey Justin:

I can’t believe it took a Canadian to make me root for Tom Cruise again.

• E100…