It has been a while, hasn’t it? Between the word shutting down and then shitting its pants this whole exercise seemed futile. But I have heard the pleas from the dozens upon dozens of you who crave examples of stupidity mixed with semi-related memes so let’s get our groove on, shall we?

• Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let ’em crash.

• Did you say “gondola” or “Gorgonzola”?

• As always my questions are: 1) “How does one realize they have this skill?” and 2) “Once one discovers it why would they bother honing it?”

• Not sure how he could be worse than out current political leaders.

• Every order comes topped only with pineapple and a Target manager’s name tag.

• The only problem is that she keeps flying for long distances with her blinker on.

• You know, I’m not handling all of this too…