Welcome to the internet.

Sorry that I missed last week. My personal WTF prevented me from sharing the WTF of the world. But let’s get into this:

• In space no one can hear you dilate.

• I want to get my antlers frosted.

• I do not like your cobra chickens.

• That is *not* what they meant by “spread the love”.

• Now I can’t even swipe right!

• This man is my spirit animal.

• The count is one strike and one ball.

After that last one I need to take a break so I will leave you now. But I will be back next week for another dose of inanity and stupidity. If you see anything WTF-worthy hit me up in the comments or find me on Twitter as @arrpeebee.