So…what are YOU doing this weekend?

It’s been a few weeks since I posted. Not due to a lack of WTF-ery, only because too much life got in the way. I have returned, however, with some morsels with which to gird your metaphorical loins as you prepare to see the family members you *have* to see this time of year. Here’s hoping this will help. Now, without further ado…

• In his defense those rental car late fees are no joke.

• Better stock up on vibranium now because the cost is about to skyrocket.

• You can’t spell “Ho! Ho! Ho!” without “Hoot”.

• Whatever happened to bread and circuses?

• I like George Carlin’s 7 dirty words much better.

• We have the meats!

• I can almost afford this.

• I really want to see the online job listing for this position.

I will end my article with my gift to you. For those of…