^D3 http://ow.ly/xJjnE #DropThree’s coming for you! http://ow.ly/i/5PiST

Drop Three is Kicking off Summer!

It’s the season of hazy, humid days, lemonade commercials telling you to relax and Drop Three Sketch and Improv putting on a late night show filled with cooling laughter! Guaranteed to lower your body temperature by at least 8 degrees kelvin, come on out for the coolest comedy in town.

Tickets are just $10 and available online here or here, by phone at 410-382-3870 or by email at d3improv@gmail.com.

So join Drop Three on Saturday, June 14, 2014, 11 PM at Spotlighter’s Theater in gorgeous Mount Vernon, Baltimore. Tickets are just $10 and ticketing begins at 10:30 PM, show starts at 11 PM. Allow time for parking.

^D3 ‘I’ll take Farm Animals for $200.’
‘Sheep.’
‘What is my uncle in Scotland?’
#rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘Ma’am where is a place that has a lot of conflict?’
‘APG.’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘I’ll probe your questions.’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘I like to go to parks where sandals are acceptable. Except German tourists! They were sandal underwear.’ – #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘Clitiros? I’ve never heard of that Pokeman!’ – Rob #auditionquotesoutofcontext

^D3 “If I want your opinion I’ll put my dick in your mouth and ask you how it tastes” #auduitionsaregettingreal

^D3 ‘I like to go where I can listen to my beats.’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘Those are some nice toes. Mmm, stinky, too!’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext