Just in case your #MondayMotivation is to get a part time job for a couple of months.

Yes, all of those pics are just adorable. Now can we get back to not seeing your sprouting crotch goblins for a while? #TuesdayThoughts #BackToSchool

When it’s a holiday and you get an email from your boss about a project you were working on last week marked urgent. #MondayMotivation #LaborDay #TalkToMeOnTuesdayChief

This is how I feel within 5 minutes of logging onto pretty much any social media site. #ThursdayThoughts

Make sure YOUR #MondayMotivation is to think carefully before you name something.

I cannot believe how badly I want to do this. Who wants to help me make this a reality #TuesdayThoughts

It’s state fair season and we are more than ever dancing on the edge of apocalypse so go ahead and have the damn thing #MondayMotivation