I won’t put #Crisco on my dick because it says it’s shortening! – #RehearsalQuotesOutOfContext http://ow.ly/i/Lokfa

This tastes like a lime farted in a room full of water! – #RehearsalQuotesOfContext http://ow.ly/i/LokbR

Lord, I lift your name on Ryeeeeee! – #RehearsalQuotesOfContext http://ow.ly/i/Loi5Z

What dafuq is a cubit???! / That’s what I do with my deer meat! I cubit! – #RehearsalQuotesOutOfContext http://ow.ly/i/Loia6

If you want to kick the weekend off the right way this is the #FridayFeeling you need to follow through on. http://ow.ly/i/LnrYR

#CaptionThis for tickets to our next show! http://ow.ly/i/LlwxF

#CaptionThis for tickets to our next show! What are #Bill, #Carlos and #Attral up to? http://ow.ly/i/LiYHe

Was this ever really in doubt? #WednesdayWisdom http://ow.ly/i/LkFYM

The first candidate to make this part of their platform will get our vote in 2020 #TuesdayThoughts http://ow.ly/i/LjTzC