^D3 #D3atCC December 20, 2014! Tickets are just $10 and they make an excellent stocking stuffer / substitute for coal and switches. http://ow.ly/ESIc5

If I am ever on @midnight & I see @RonFunches on the panel I am demanding a 2000 point head start #juggernaut

See this hashtag #D3atCC ? Remember it. Because it is going to be part of some HUGE news.

^D3 Our friends are the best! http://ow.ly/Ej94q #collectorscornermd #remotepossibilities #cheetimus #couchtalklite #phillipfigglebottom

I think Carmen Sandiego is hiding with Waldo

When ordering naked wings at a strip club specificity is key.

^D3 ‘Snickaz and racism!’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘Oh! With my penis? Oh well that’s different.’