hurm…

Let’s just get into the insanity, shall we?

• I always thought we should avoid eating the yellow AND the brown snow.

• No, I didn’t say “Greenpeace”.

• Stealthy shoguns steal sumo-sized safe.

• If you apply for the grant you are automatically disqualified from winning it.

• Sometimes “raise the roof” ain’t just about how dads “get down on the dance floor”.

• Surprise surf-n-turf.

• I for one have no plans to help renovate the horror section of this library.

That does it for this week. As always, if you see something WTF-worthy hit me up in the comments or find me on Twitter.