Beating back the abyss with internet stupidity.

• Swipe left, chew twice.

• Am I the only one who is honestly surprised this didn’t happen in Florida.

• Listen! You smell that?

• Tea leaves are so 2019.

• I can’t drive 55 (and take my pants off at the same time).

• “How would you like your steak?” “Steel belted.”

• Taking this “We’re your neighborhood gas station” thing a bit too far.

• Maybe she’s born with it…

Okay. Back under my rock for a week. If you see anything you think should be in next week’s Weekly WTF drop me a note in the comments below or hit me up at @arrpeebee.