^D3 “This is going to sound weird, but I always enjoy a black man in a cowboy hat.” – Heiko #aftershowquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘Why the eff did you just #RicFlair me in the chest?’ #showquotesoutofcontext #CharmCityComedyFestival

^D3 ‘That’s a nice head you’re getting’ #showquotesoutofcontext

^D3 #ValerieDiMambro is effing hilarious.

^D3 ‘I only know three things about astronomy: my sign, that it’s a fish and I was wrong about the third thing’ #showquotesoutofcontext

^D3 #PDussy knocking it out of the park! #CharmCityComedyFestival #ZissimosBar

^D3 “It makes me feel like a crockpot. And when I’m done simmering, I’m gonna be nice and tender for you.” – Ron #showquotesoutofcontext

^D3 “It makes me feel like the Battle of Hastings!” #showquotesoutofcontext

^D3 “I like gentlemen who are ladies.” -Heiko #showquotesoutofcontext

^D3 “Ass. Grass. Or Trees. We like it like an embezzlement.” #showquotesoutofcontext