My dulcet tones make the ladies feel splendiferous in their lady quadrants.

Ebola & Taylor Swift are both trending on Twitter. There is NO WAY that is a coincidence #TaylorSwiftIsPatientZero

Why would a real estate agent try to sell 1428 Elm Street? EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE IS KILLED BY A DREAM SPIRIT. Take it off Zillow NOW!

^D3 Let us #Shakespeare that for you… http://ow.ly/CK5ux #rehearsalshorts #dropthreesketchandimprov #d3shortcuts

^D3 ‘When I played on the playground once I died.’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘It’s totally cool that you only have one penis!’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘Better than a mushroom!’ ‘Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!’ #rehearsalquotesofcontext

^D3 ‘Yup. Jesus was broccoli. You’re going to hell now.’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 Good morning everyone! Thank you to everyone who came out as well as the fantastic #RemotePossibilities for joining us and cracking us up! One more show today at #4PM at #CollectorsCorner in Parkville! Hope to see you there! http://ow.ly/C2kZM

^D3 Thank you to all who came out last night for #StepOutandLaugh and for those who have donated so far! Missed us last night? You can check us out tonight along with #RemotePossibilities at #CollectorsCornerMD in #Parkville at 8 PM! http://ow.ly/C17Ai Tickets are $20 and all profits go to #StepOutWalkToStopDiabetes!