^D3 Somebody robbed me four things. #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext #cromagnontheater

^D3 Are y’all niggaz hiring?
Why yes, we are hiring here at Y’all Niggaz. #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext #itsnotracistincontext #dontworrytheblackcastsaidit

^D3 Babies R Us is false advertising! There are no babies for sale there! #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 Now that we’ve dealt with my girlfriend, how do I deal with my wife? #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 Na, na. Na, na, na. Hey, hey! Derp, derp!

^D3 Racist man conflicted over being pro-Trump & anti-Oompa Loompa… http://ow.ly/i/i6jMr

^D3 Ancient artifact found linking the Hokey Pokey to traditional mating dancers of the ancient Maori people. Researchers finally know what it is ‘all about.” http://ow.ly/10bg1B

^D3 Scientists prove plastic on furniture extends virginity: http://ow.ly/i/i5Bn3

^D3 Skinny man with shaved head mistaken for cancer patient finally gets cancer and no one believes him: http://ow.ly/i/i5qkA

On that note, I’m going back to bed. Wake me when April is over. #ItsApril #Fools http://ow.ly/i/i5zBR