Who knows more about fixing cars than a guy who was born before cars existed?
NOBODY, that’s who.
Who knows more about fixing cars than a guy who was born before cars existed?
NOBODY, that’s who.
I should call her.

Time to get your Masters in Mutant Cuisine with the inimitable Remy LeBeau and his world renowned Étouffée recipe.
Because it sure as hell didn’t feel like it when I filled my gas tank this morning.
Happy 100th birthday to the man who inspires ALL of us, and has been doing so for all of our lives: the incomparable Dick Van Dyke!!!!

A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man – a man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part – of – a – team. Looks, throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. Bats himself the live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don’t field – what is he? You follow me? No one! Sunny day, the stands are full of fans. What does he have to say? I’m goin’ out there for myself. But, I get nowhere unless the team wins.
[If you know what happens next, we should get a saspirilla together sometime.]