^D3 ‘That’s not a shirt that’s a denial!’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 This isn’t poisonous! It’s just toxic! – Bill #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 Sack is my favorite part! – Mike #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 Do you want the legs, the antenna, the sack? – Bill #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 He’ll break the toy like he broke the prostitute! – Rob #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

“The sky iguana. It’s a sign. It says yield.” – Bill

^D3 If you come twice are you re-tardy? – Ron
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^D3 You’re at the library at the gas station.
Ron: Carlos is a famous person. Who is he?
Audience member: A famous rapper.
R: Which one?
A: A famous one.
R: No, what’s his name?
A: Carlos!
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^D3 #hugeimprovtheater growing each day! #supportthearts http://ow.ly/ycSXh

^D3 Category: Schnapps.
What do gay German do to button up their pants?
What do you call a perfected German vulva?
What is my name: Schnapp Von Vulva.
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