^D3 ‘I twist my nipples for Jesus!’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

I actually find it kind of sad that I have never loved anything as much as Ickey Woods loves cold cuts.

My dulcet tones make the ladies feel splendiferous in their lady quadrants.

Ebola & Taylor Swift are both trending on Twitter. There is NO WAY that is a coincidence #TaylorSwiftIsPatientZero

Why would a real estate agent try to sell 1428 Elm Street? EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE IS KILLED BY A DREAM SPIRIT. Take it off Zillow NOW!

^D3 Let us #Shakespeare that for you… http://ow.ly/CK5ux #rehearsalshorts #dropthreesketchandimprov #d3shortcuts

^D3 ‘When I played on the playground once I died.’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘It’s totally cool that you only have one penis!’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext

^D3 ‘Better than a mushroom!’ ‘Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!’ #rehearsalquotesofcontext

^D3 ‘Yup. Jesus was broccoli. You’re going to hell now.’ #rehearsalquotesoutofcontext