^D3 Jack Bauer is getting desperate for ratings.

^D3 Here’s some excellent nerd humor to round out the night. http://ow.ly/i/dWsK6

^D3 Will you be my scream queen? http://ow.ly/i/dWsEu

^D3 http://ow.ly/i/dW0gc

^D3 The hands are fine. It’s the teeth you gotta worry about. http://ow.ly/i/dW07K

^D3 Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder http://ow.ly/i/dVZYC

^D3 I see no way this could end poorly. http://ow.ly/i/dVZMY

^D3 Load the chamber with Goobers. http://ow.ly/i/dVZGM

^D3 Wait for it…. http://ow.ly/TLYIb

^D3 1 Like = 1 Share
2 Shares = 7.384 Prayers
29.9412743 Prayers = 1 Jesus http://ow.ly/i/dVZv5