Can you handle this, pardner? #TuesdayThoughts

I feel like crap. More coffee will fix it. #MondayMotivation

#FridayFeeling – 4 boxes didn’t work. Better eat 4 more.

What’s our #WednesdayWisdom you ask?

Grammar and punctuation.

How I will be feeling at 5:01 today #FridayFeeling #WeekendWarrior

I am suddenly hungry for a grilled cheese with a side of zero fucks given #ThursdayThoughts

Do what you need to do to shine, y’all #TuesdayThoughts

Your #MondayMotivation (should you choose to accept it) is to get this image out of your head.

Good luck.

My #MondayMotivation is to accept myself for who I am.

Now! Welcome to the main stage… Ludmilla! #ElizabethianStripperNames #RehearsalQuotesOutOfContext