Who else is hungry for some of that freaky goodness?

• AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? [takes breath] OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Them Duck Dynasty folks are a bunch of babyfaces!

• Muhammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a freaking book for once.

• If a 3 day music festival fails in the forest and no one can hear it does it get moved to a totally random location?

• Madam, you have my complete attention.

• When I said you were the cock of the walk THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

• Did someone order a bucket of chums?

• BUT I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS!!!!!

• So good, you’ll suck dick.

I don’t know about you but I am now ready to unplug from the world for a few days. We’ll get back to compiling it all on Monday. In the meantime, if you see something you…