In honor of a certain editor’s birthday it’s an all Star Wars WTF. So, get in there you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!

• It’s a small thermal exhaust port just below the main port

• Judge me by my size, do you?

• Bring me Solo and the Wookiee! They will all suffer for this outrage!

• How do you get so big eating food of this kind?

• I have my orders from the Emperor himself. He has something special planned for them. We only need to keep them from escaping.

• Jeez, I’m out of it for a little while, everyone gets delusions of grandeur!

• Beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will…