WE MADE IT THROUGH A WHOLE MONTH!

I’m a little sad because The Good Place is over. It’s rare that you get to watch a perfect show as it happens. So to keep it sleazy this WTF is totally Good Place-based.

• “I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.”

• “Man, it’s hot. But it’s a dry heat.”

• “You humans take something wonderful and ruin it just a little bit so you can have more.”

• “Principles aren’t principles when you pick and choose when you’re gonna follow them.”

• “Searching for meaning is philosophical suicide. How does anyone do anything when you understand the fleeting nature of existence?”

• “Everyone here thinks I’m Taiwanese. I’m Filipino. That’s racist. Heaven is so racist.”

• “Welcome to the Good Place. Sponsored by: otters holding hands while they sleep. You know the way you feel when you see a…